Stuff & stuff n' stuff.

Stuff.

Right?

Those ties that bind.

So its tough sometimes holding back in life and being scared to take chances.  I guess that's why I do Retail Hell.  That's a good way to blow off steam.  Thing is, turkey day is almost here.

It's a cool thingy-ma-bob, the ingenious marketing machine retail stores use to cheat their workers of

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time they should get to spend at home or with their families.  Alas, Episode 7 will explore some of this stuff.

Speaking of stuff,  Retail Hell Six Pack is out this week,(Nov 27) on gobelly-gobelly-goo day- the day turkey's are eaten.  When you watch football, drink beer, eat pumpkin pie, and stuff like that.

I just want to say, take a second and breathe through the holidays.  Don't let your brain explode. Enjoy stuff.  Especially those you love.  Be grateful and give if you can.  Its cool not to be greedy, to give without expectations in return, and 'tis the season.

I would love for all of you to take advantage and pick up Retail Hell Six Pack on pre-order today.  It's like half off the normal price for Episodes 1-6, or Free on Kindle Unlimited.  But hey, I'm having fun- I just hope to have you join in.  Don't forget to be safe out there- I'll check you next time.

The one, the 

Dirk Fender

Pseudo irrelevance

Whats shaking?

I'm just living the domestic life.  Chilling, maintaining.  I have a bunch of stuff I'm trying to concentrate on.  It's funny.  No matter how big everything is that's going on, I stay tapped into Retail Hell.  This whole thing has been pretty cool.  But I'm lucky.  I came into this with zero expectations.

It did not take long for me to get a taste of the disappointment so many self-published authors go through.  The difference for me is Primal Publications.  They told me how things often are.  It has been eye opening.

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I have to admit that I might have given up if I had wanted riches.  It's cool that some of you are reading.  Thing is, I just throw caution to the wind.  As Madonna put it, I express myself.  Peter is sort of me, minus the 80's and drug abuse.  See, I work in a kind of lame job- where I feel unappreciated, and underpaid.  So Retail Hell hits me in ways.

Read the parts about ogres, and you will know some passages are God's truth.  Though Retail Hell causes laughs, its also not without its own share of realism.  It is fun to write this stuff...

Episodes 1-6 of  are out on Amazon- designed as Kindle Unlimited shorts, and On Nov. 27 Six Pack, which can be pre-ordered, will arrive.  So if you missed EP 1-6 don't worry- we've got your back. Those who do not use Kindle Unlimited and purchase outright will enjoy a 50% discount over buying separate episodes by buying Six Pack.

I am also offering Retail Hell Free for reviews, just contact me DirkFenderlive@gmail.com or better yet, through Facebook. You better like raunchy and you better like short.  Six Pack concludes the fist story arch.  Wait, soon I am launching more beasties, cool episodes where Peter faces deeper issues.  Seems being boss at 35 comes with its share of stresses...

Anyhow, Thanks again for the support.  Read Retail Hell and ignore that real one...  Bless you all.

Dirk Fender

Meet Your Blogger: Lynn Kings

Oh technology...

Hi everyone,

Lynn Kings here.  This blogging, Facebook, Twitter, and such is so overwhelming.  No, I am not that old.  Not even 40 yet.  ;)  So, I know that many of you have no idea who I am or what I am doing here on the Primal Publications team.  I have loved writing since elementary school.  I got all A's and B's throughout school.  I grew up with my brother and sister in Phoenix, AZ.  I am friends with Jen and through her, Donny.  They have both been helpful with the first book I am working on.  Jen and Donny both have given me tips as far as formatting for the different websites and just plain insights into how this stuff works.  I already have my Facebook page up and running and I haven't released my first book yet.  The first book I am working on will be autobiographical.  It is the story of my personal struggle with depression with insights into my memories and thoughts leading me to feel the way I did/do.  I don't know if it will be interesting to anyone but me, but I am writing it more for me than anything anyway.  After seeing all the indie authors on Facebook, I was inspired to start a fiction story as well.  It will be an erotic romance, titled Wounded Heart.  Much of the time I feel like I have no idea what I am doing.  I am grateful to have people in my life that are able to help me organize my work and support me that the stuff I am writing is readable.  I can't anticipate blogging often.  This was kind of a nightmare to figure out.  My blood pressure is just now dropping. 

Much love,
Lynn